How’s the diet?
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
"Those things will kill you."
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the unhappy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.
It’s my wedding day!
He’s clueing for looks.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS THOUGH
DID SHERLOCK JUST GET EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED BY A STORY THAT A CLIENT JUST TOLD HIM
DRUNKSHERLOCK I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE ALWAYS
My favourite thing is his face in the end, where he realises that he’s feeling empathy for her, and he’s like ‘what the frick is happening?’